Any investment tips for 2009?

With all the turmoil in the market today and the

collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by

Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of

you with any money left, be aware of the next expected

mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make

some BIG bucks.



Watch for these consolidations in later this year:



1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller

Brush, and W R.. Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.



2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta

Crackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.



3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.



4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and

Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa .



5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and

become:

FedUP.



6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will

become:

Fairwell Honeychild.



7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to

become:

PouponPants.



8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of

Women will become:

Knott NOW!



And finally....



9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith %26amp;Wesson will

merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang







Any investment tips for 2009?
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MINISTER

S.F.C.U.
yes, put all your money into a crazy time machine stock, then when its finally made take it back to the 90s and invest the 10 billion into Google...



Whats 10 billion times a fortune?Any investment tips for 2009?
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Best laugh I had today since my team came back from a three goal deficit in Toronto. GO St.Louis go!

Grade a stuff you have! Wish i could give you several stars!Any investment tips for 2009?
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