Have you heard about these corporate mergers yet?

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.





Watch for these consolidations in later this year:



1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.



2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.



3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.



4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will

merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .



5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.



6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.



7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.



8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!



And finally...



9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith %26amp;Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang





Those are my investment tips for the year.



:-P



Have you heard about these corporate mergers yet?
Hah! :D



Starred!Have you heard about these corporate mergers yet?
haha! :DHave you heard about these corporate mergers yet?
Thank you for the laugh - and the investment tips.... I shall look for some money to invest immediately!!
hahah (i like the last one XP)



cheers